When large concrete domes, high speed golf balls, and Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy couldn't stop the oil spill, the State Senate of Louisiana did what any governmental body should be expected to do when its citizens are in peril; they asked God for help. On Wednesday, the Louisiana Senate unanimously approved Senate Resolution 145, calling for Sunday, June 20th to be a Statewide Day of Prayer for Louisiana and the Gulf of Mexico region. In a rather successful effort to speak like Zeus, State Senator Robert Adley (R-Benton) thundered: "Thus far the efforts made by mortals to try to solve the crisis have been to no avail." It should be noted that Robert Adley (pictured) looks exactly like Zeus if you change his face, neck, chest, hair, and legs. But your abs are just fine as is, Robert [insert sexy wink and lip bite].
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