Most people talk about how terrible life is in North Korea. Famine, political oppression, and complete isolation from the outside world put North Korea toward the bottom of most people's lists of preferred places to live. But I can't think of a better place on the planet to live if you're a sports fan. Thanks to the unbelievable insecurity of the Great Leader Kim Jong-il, North Korea dispenses the greatest propaganda in the world. Therefore, anytime North Korea competes in a sport on the world stage, the Asian Jesus just tells his people that they won. And since they aren't burdened with the internet, real newspapers, or the right to travel, they are none-the-wiser. In fact, they already beat Brazil to win the World Cup!
You also have to be impressed with any world leader who can shoot 38 under par in his first ever round of golf. Unless Obama starts winning some dunk contests, I'm packing my bags.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
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I love it!
ReplyDeletethis reminds me of how my parents always told me i was the smartest girl in the world... knowing the truth is just awkward now
ReplyDeleteI know this is old, but did you know that Kim Jung told his people that he was communicating with the N.Korean soccer coach via an invisible cell phone that he made.
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