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This schmuck has issued an apology to BP for having to set aside $20 billion to help pay for the damages caused by the oil spill, calling it a "shakedown" by the federal government. You have to respect the guy's chutzpa though. That move is about as bold as asking Stephen Hawking to be your partner on "Dancing With the Stars" (see what I did there?).

A free Harmerica neckerchief to whoever includes at least two Yiddish words in their comment (while supplies last).