Have You Paid Your Facebook Bill This Month?

Are creepy guys going to have to start paying to peruse their coworkers' "Beach '09" albums? Will insecure girls have to cough up some dough before they can judge their worth based on the attractiveness of their ex-boyfriends' new girlfriends? Is mankind going to need to submit payment before informing the world: "Another sunny day! Shades? Check. Cut-off 'Wham!' t-shirt? Check. Tribal tattoo that expresses my inner-warrior? Check. You're welcome America." or "Just cookin' up a lil' mollusk paella. Thanks Barefoot Contessa!" or "Prolly shouldn't have drank those four bags of Franzia I poured in my Camelbak before my nature walk." or "Howie Mandel is definitely from the future. I have proof. And no, it's not because I can see a reflection of my soul on his head." But really, is Facebook going to start charging?