Move over North Korea, I'm grabbing some Purell and heading to Equatorial Guinea to impress the locals with my unparalleled Highlights Magazine 'Hidden Pictures' skills. I give it about 3 hours before they elect me 'Jesus.'
Friday, July 2, 2010
And the Stupidest Country Is...Equatorial Guinea!
Don't blame me Equatorial Guineanites, this is science. And in an effort to kick you while you're down, the University of New Mexico has also found that you are the most likely to be diseased. In fact, they have found that the two are actually linked. Fighting off diseases and developing a brain are both very metabolically taxing, therefore, individuals forced to stave off infection during their developmental stages are less likely to fully develop their head noodles.
Move over North Korea, I'm grabbing some Purell and heading to Equatorial Guinea to impress the locals with my unparalleled Highlights Magazine 'Hidden Pictures' skills. I give it about 3 hours before they elect me 'Jesus.'
Move over North Korea, I'm grabbing some Purell and heading to Equatorial Guinea to impress the locals with my unparalleled Highlights Magazine 'Hidden Pictures' skills. I give it about 3 hours before they elect me 'Jesus.'
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Those damn highlights are hard as hell. where the heck is the fish?
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